I totally ripped this off from another blog

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

* 1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…

* 6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

My apologies for the long hiatus

Mostly I've been busy enough where I haven't thought about writing anything here, but I guess I shouldn't just abandon this. Another lesser reason for not posting anything has been the thought that my ex (and you have no idea how weird it is to say that) may still read this. However, I've decided not to let that stop me. It's a free country, and hopefully he has the sense not to torture himself like that.

For anyone who doesn't know already, this last month I have moved an hour away from where I used to live, away from a long (six year) relationship, from my parents and brother, and from a job I had more than two years. I left a lot behind. Much I will miss. That's as it should be.

But it's who/what I moved to that is most important. I haven't had one moment of regret for what I've done. I'm home. I'm where I'm supposed to be. I truly believe that.

Yes, it's been a bit disheartening not to find a job right away, but even that is looking up. Cross your fingers for me. *big smile*



So, what could I have written about in the meantime?

• having a better sex life than I have ever had
• discovering a new spanking implement
• and that hot wax is kinda cool
• getting hooked on the game my love is so involved with (sounds better than obsessed with)
• rediscovering that I HATE filling out applications
• once again regretting that I didn't do an internship in college
• being sick since around Thanksgiving, with a cough that will not quit
• realizing for the nth time that I have too much stuff and am truly a packrat
• long sappy entries about how happy I am with my relationship
• coupled with the monster I've created in him
• menthol cough drops + oral sex = intense

Well, that's all for now. Any ideas or questions or comments are very welcome. I hope someone is still reading this thing, but I doubt it.