Things that never cease to amaze me . . .

• the ability of a customer to make a purchase and walk away without it
• being asked if I work there when I am clearly wearing the requisite polo and name tag
• the lady who has to have her paper towels double bagged, cause you know they'll break if the bag suddenly splits
• the guy who only ever buys cat food, nothing else
• the inability of people to read the sign on the door with the hours we are open clearly posted
• the things people will tell you when purchasing pregnancy tests
• the things people tell you period, prime example: a lady tells me that her husband asked her to shave his butt. I kid you not, this happened last night.
• the old man who tells the same jokes every time, and is surprised I know the punchline
• the people who don't know their own PIN number and somehow think I do
• the people who want to know who to make the check out to, I mean you don't know where you're shopping?
• the old men who hit on me
• the old women who are clearly colorblind when getting dressed

that's all for now